Signs of the Apocalypse

1. Thunder. Lightning. Snow. What the fuck? Snow? Yeah, a snowy thunderstorm greeted me this morning.
   
   
2. Dick Cheney (R-Smith & Wesson), who recently blasted a 78-year-old man in the face with a shotgun, said that, gee, he might be responsible. That doesn't seem like a big revelation to those of you with more than three functioning neurons, but, trust me, it's unusual in the extreme.