Holy Shit Dick Cheney Just Shot Me In The Face

Well, no not really, but don't you think that's what the guy said. This article has some precise details of how it went down, thank goodness for ESPN's outdoors section. But here's my favorite bit:

"Fortunately, the vice president has got a lot of medical people around him and so they were right there and probably more cautious than we would have been," she said. "The vice president has got an ambulance on call, so the ambulance came."

Seriously? The Vice President has an ambulance on call. There is a crew of EMTs somewhere and their only job is to be ready if Dick Cheney's heart gives out. I have so many questions about this: Who are these people? Is it always the same ones? Did they follow him from DC for this hunting trip? Were they out in the woods with the diesel engine running? Does he also have a cardiologist "on call?" An operating room? Why isn't there a reality show about these guys? I would totally watch VP-EMT.