The Best Thing You Will See All Day

Looks like they're gonna get hammered. (Rimshot)

Thanks to the omniscience of Errol, I direct you to the Kegulator.

For those of you in college, this will answer most of the questions you'll have during your stay in higher education.

For the rest of you, this should also help when planning weddings, St. Patrick's Day festivities, family reunions, and the rest of your life.

Enjoy!