Monday, March 05, 2007

Somebody Sew This Prick's Mouth Shut


Limbaugh: Still ten pounds of shit in a five pound sack.

Okay, so maybe Ann Coulter wasn't offensive enough with her homophobia. Who could possibly top it? Who, I ask?

Why, none other than the reprehensible junkie Rush "Pilonidal Cyst" Limbaugh.

In case you hadn't heard, Al Sharpton recently found out that one of his forbears was owned as chattel by one of Strom Thurmond's ancestors. So, because there's no wound deep enough that you can't rub an ocean's worth of salt in it, Limbaugh had to add his repugnant two cents:
And now we know that Al Sharpton's relatives were owned by relatives of Strom Thurmond's family out there. So I guess we could say that if, since Obama has -- on his mother's side -- forebears of his mother had slaves, could we not say that if Obama wins the Democratic nomination and then wins the presidency, he will own Al Sharpton?

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LIMBAUGH: The real question is, you know, when it, we end up having to pay reparations for slavery, where's the money for Obama's family going to go? To him?
Again, there really is nothing that these douchebags can say that will get them ostracized from mainstream appearances.

Hey, it's all civil as long as you don't use any naughty words, right?

Here's hoping Steve Gilliard feels better soon, because there's just no one better at dealing with nonsense like this.

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