Monday, February 26, 2007

Because Wikipedia Was, Oddly Enough, Too Accurate

Too smart to write for Conservapedia.

That's right, kids. When reality gets you down, just create your own!

Check out Conservapedia, written by people who think "conservative" and "Christian" are synonyms. It's got some really amusing stuff. People who think, for example, that unicorns are (or were) real, 'cause the Bible tells them so.

It must be very comforting to be that gullible.

Also, Conservapedia is a haven for racist bullshit, but you probably could've guessed that on your own.

Yeah, yeah, everyone else was on this earlier, but I'm convalescing here. Give me a fuckin' break.