Ze Begging

I'm glad that I'm not in Paris. There, City Ordinance 132-R prohibits ze begging. Or so I've been led to believe.

I'm doing zis begging on behalf of Relay for Life, in which activity I'm participating this year. So dig into your wallets, purses, pocketbooks, under your mattresses, or into your numbered Swiss bank accounts (I'm lookin' at you, Nabil), and toss a little cash this way.

I'll be putting this up every day until I've gotten enough cash. Please, don't make Becky break my knees. She'll do it, too.

It's a good cause, peoples. Not just the proper working of my knees. The whole Relay for Life thing--do it for Aly, and everyone else.