A Little Groggy

Kinda like this.

I've had a nagging cold (or series of colds) lately. This would be annoying enough, but it now seems that I can't do nighttime cold medicine anymore.

Why, you ask?

Because, the other day, I woke up extremely groggy. I noticed this was a problem while standing in the bathroom with a tube of toothpaste in one hand and my razor in the other. I don't know if I was going to brush my teeth with the razor or shave my face with the toothpaste, but either way, it wasn't gonna be pleasant.

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