The Messiah Has Arrived...In Lizard Form

The prophets spoke true.

Yes, Jesus is coming--but in the form of a Komodo dragon.

CHESTER, England - In an evolutionary twist, Flora the Komodo dragon has managed to become pregnant all on her own without any male help. She is carrying seven baby Komodo dragons.

"We were blown away when we realized what she'd done," said Kevin Buley, a reptile expert at Flora's home at the Chester Zoo in this town in northern England. "But we certainly won't be naming any of the hatchlings Jesus."

Fuckin' killjoy herpetologist.

Of course, if my job title made it sound like I was an expert in STD's, I'd probably be a bit dour myself.