Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Tom Cruise's Fake Baby

That's right you heard it here first. I'm going out on a limb and saying Suri Cruise is not real. Why am I so confident, you ask? Let's ask CNN:
The recently born children of Gwen Stefani and Rachel Weisz are confirmed to exist.
Well there you have it. Suri Cruise has not been confirmed to exist, so why should we believe such a mystical creature exists? Do a google image search and what do you find? No Suri. We have photographs of the Loch Ness Monster and the Yeti, and many still don't believe in them.

If you ask me, Suri Cruise is fairy tale.