How I Wish This Site Was a Joke

Because these people really shouldn't be able to find dates. Then they might make more idiots.

Only after a church- and state-approved marriage, of course.

However, all might not be lost. I used good old Sean's Quick Search feature to check for conservative women near here.

It turns out, after repeatedly broadening the search parameters, I couldn't find a single conservative female within 500 miles of my location. Not one. Between the ages of 18 and 65.

I guess there are a lot of Blue conservative balls in Red America.