A Sad Day in New England

Mr. Vinatieri goes to Indianapolis.

Well, it's not as sad as Johnny "Benedict" Damon going to the Yankees.

But it's pretty sad. Why would Vinatieri ever leave Boston? I mean, I'm sure he never has to pay for a drink again, and his balls are probably so shiny he has to put on shades to look at them.

Why, Adam, why?


Oh, and fuck the fucking Yankees.