Baldness

Nope. Not male pattern. Self-induced.

Soon, for the second time in life, I will have a shaved head.

Why? Am I rejoining the military?

--Pause while I roll around peeing myself due to uncontrollable spasms of laughter--


Not bloody likely.

My friend Aly, who is undergoing chemotherapy treatment, is losing her hair. In solidarity, I will lose mine. I believe I'll have some company in this endeavor, also.

If you think I'm ugly with hair, you should see me without it.