So That The Torch Of Liberty May Get You Torched

What would election night be without a drinking game?

Here's one courtesy of our good friend Errol.

You know you want to do it. Hell, you're probably drunk right now. So here's just another reason--the results of the election should, if you are a regular reader here, make you either very happy or extremely sad. And, whether it be joyous or sorrowful, every occasion is made better by our good friend CH3-CH2-OH.

That's right. Have you forgotten what your friend looks like? Here's a quick sketch:


What, you want a full color look? Okay.


Cute little guy, isn't he?

How about we look at our friend in his finest evening wear?


That's one nice tuxedo, Mr. Ethanol.

I know that there will be people around with their "alcohol is bad for you" bullshit, but hey--you're not going to let those fuckin' killjoys spoil election night, are you?

You know who doesn't like alcohol? Islamic extremists, that's who.

I'm sure you see where this is going.

If you don't get blotto on election night, then aren't you letting the terrorists win?