More News From Wisconsin

As I've mentioned before, Senator Russ Feingold is up for re-election here in Wisconsin. He will almost certainly, on Tuesday, reach back and bitch-slap the shit out of Republican tool and smug-yet-ignorant prick Tim Michels. And we'll all be glad.

However, when he does, I hope Feingold keeps a little something in the tank to give to world-class fuckstick Benito "Rudy" Guiliani, former shitty mayor of New York City. That smarmy sonofabitch has been appearing in Michels' TV commercials, talking about "leadership," as if Mayor McDouchebag knew the first goddamn thing about leadership.

Why the hell would it be a good idea to trot out Giuliani to show his death-mask visage to Wisconsin voters? Why is this asshole still publicly visible, even? I mean, before 9/11, he was known primarily for cracking down on the homeless, closing porno stores in Times Square (they just moved, anyway), and offering blame-the-victim explanations to grieving parents for why the fucking hyper-aggressive NYPD was shooting their children. Oh, and fucking over his ex-wives. Yeah. A real prince.

His major accomplishment on 9/11 was, of course, going on TV while not visibly shitting hmself (or flying around the country scared stupid, like some fuckin' people I could mention). Yeah. A real leader.

Simply because he comported himself a bit better than GW Bush on 9/11, he's some kind of a hero? Shit. Everyone looked like a hero compared to Bush that day. I don't recall Benito doing anything but standing in front of cameras.

By the way, Michels isn't the only candidate that the enormous prick Giuliani is out stumping for, of course. He's whored himself out in Washington state, as well as lots of other places. He's also bending over for Bush around the country. A whore whoring for a whore. How beautiful.

What's up for Rudy after the election? Well, as a member of the oldest profession, I'm sure he'll always be able to find work. However, in a just world (ha!), he'd have Russ Feingold's hand print across his face.