Fuck The Fucking Yankees

You heard me.

I'm still grinning like an idiot over the Red Sox win.

I also came across this gem from Steve Gilliard about the game (Steve is a Daily Kos alumnus).

I'll post a little bit of his commentary, but you've got to go to his blog to appreciate fully the genius of this post. You'll understand when you get there.

First, a hearty congradulations to Red Sox Nation. Curse? There is no curse any more. That motherfucker got pounded to death tonight by Johnny Damon. Win or lose, the curse is history. Beating the Yankees in their house, with those stupid, sad faces, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a way to bring joy into a man's life.

The Yankees looked like little princelings having their favorite horse stolen. Why couldn't daddy stop it. Oh, my, it's so painful. Their pouts are so sad, so heartbroken. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Well, your new daddy just beat your ass for being a spoiled punk. A scruffy sort isn't he?

Second, the Yankees choked like an anaconda eating a sheep. They fell the fuck apart. I mean just collapsed like a Trabant's transmission. The Yankees were up 3-0 and lost. And the last two games? A righteous asskicking.

And the team absolutely deserved it. A more arrogant team you cannot find. And the news is absolutely hillarious. You would think the Brooklyn Bridge collapsed into the East River. My God, how could they lose to the Red Sox.

They didn't just lose, they got their asses beat stupid.

Recently, the idiot Yankee fans started calling themselves the evil empire. Well, looks like the Death Star just blew the fuck up. Didn't they get the point that you must harness the Force for good? Stupid fucks.

Hell yeah!

You know, the Series doesn't even matter anymore. That shit would just be icing on the cake. They beat the fuckin' Yankees, with authority, in the Bronx. That's good enough for me. Take that, you smug fucks.

Take that for the fuckin' Bucky Dent game, for fuckin' Steinbrenner, for fuckin' Alex Rodriguez, and for all that stupid shit about "The Curse."

Yes, yes. I know that "The Curse" is supposed to be about the World Series, not the ALCS, but I just don't care right now. The BoSox showed us, now and forever, that Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck! Yankees Suck!

Did everyone in Boston have the day off of work today? They should have. The Archbishop should've just fuckin' made up a feast day--call it the Feast of the Decaying Liver--and temporarily made everyone in town a Catholic. Friday you can all go back to being sinners/heretics/hellbound, but, for today, you're welcome to the day off.

Now if, and I do say if, the Sox win the Series, I can't imagine the sort of debauchery that will go on in the Olde Towne. But I do know that Nabil will be responsible for at least 14% of it.