The Schadenfreude Report

While we're slumming over at Rupert's NY Post, please note that Fatboy Limbaugh is getting divorced. Again. For the third time.

Yes, this tireless defender of family values, this crusader for the beleaguered bedrock of American society, is witnessing his third failed marriage. Rush, who condemns gay marriage because it somehow isn't "real" marriage, in that it cannot produce children, is batting 0-for-3 on the marriage-with-children front (not that I'm complaining about his lack of progeny).

Never let it be said that the dreck published by Rupert Murdoch failed to provide any good news.