Wednesday, August 01, 2007

A Black Day for Journalism

Where will I go?

It is with great sadness that I report the cessation of publication of that fine instrument of public record, the Weekly World News, also known as "The Paper". Oh, and noted son-of-a-bitch Rupert Murdoch acquired the Wall Street Journal, so I wouldn't be too surprised if they precipitously attenuated their usually-critical view of the People's Republic of China. But the real tragedy is the Weekly World News. Shed a tear, everyone.

To lift your spirits on this bleak day, I offer this:

It's 1500 Filipino prisoners dancing Michael Jackson's "Thriller," of course. What else would you expect?

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