Monday, July 30, 2007

All Aboard!

Yeah, the Schadenfreude Express is gonna be crowded today.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Undeserving twat Paris Hilton is out sixty million dollars because her grandfather got tired of seeing her intoxication, embarrassing run-ins with the law, and, well, Paris Hilton's twat drag down his name. If that whole "pleasure taken from someone else's misfortune" has ever been appropriate, now is the time.

There just might be a Jeebus, after all.