Any Given Monday

It's easier to understand him than to figure out what happened last night.

What the hell went on in Arizona last night?

First, that the Cardinals could be up 20-0 on this year's Bears.

Second, that those same Bears would only score three (three!) offensive points.

Third, and most shockingly, the Bears won.

Could someone please explain this to me? None of the above statements make sense individually. When put together, I think they are portents of doom for us all.

However, no matter what happens this year, I do hope that we are spared anything like this:


Please, not that.