So It's Come to This

He pities the President.

Why?

'Cause Bush is a fool.

Don't believe me? Check this out:

This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. These budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the fiscal year that ended February the 30th.

(Found at First Draft.)

That's right, my fellow Americans. Hang your heads in shame. There's so much wrong with that sentence, I don't know where to start.

Although I do have a wonderful idea for 2008.

T for President!

I think that's something we can all get behind.