Florida Stupidity Watch, Continued

"Hey, Joe Bob."

"What?"

"I'm a-gonna take a ride. Wanna come?"

"Naw."

"Awright, then. I'll jest take mah pet snake along."

Can you guess how this little ride ended? I'll bet you can.

Courtland Page Johnson, 30, of 1373 Wildwood Lakes Blvd., was driving his PT Cruiser on Golden Gate Parkway at about 9 p.m. when the pet snake he had wrapped around his neck attacked his face, Naples police officials said.

Can you spot how many mind-bogglingly stupid things are in that paragraph?

Come on, give it a try!