Elections, Republican-Style

At least these guys are consistent:

House Republicans are taking a mulligan on the first ballot for Majority Leader. The first count showed more votes cast than Republicans present at the Conference meeting.

And it turns out their new dickhead-in-charge is Ohio Representative John Boehner. That's a funny name. Boehner. It's even funnier if you call him by the nickname "Jack."

Now I'd just love to hear all the TV news types say "Majority Leader Jack Boehner..."

It's little things like that that just make my day.