A Quick One

There's been some bullshit in the news about some Florida clinic that's been giving people botox injections that have made them ill. Always on the cutting edge, the Today show this morning, in one of its fits of relevancy, noted that that's why you should always make sure to "get the real thing," or some such silly shit.

How about this, assholes: Stop getting fucking poison injections in your faces altogether.

Look at that--problem solved!

Assholes.