Holy Jesus

The world has officially gone insane.

Thanks to Jesus' General, we learn that the Catholic Church has declared a little girl's first communion invalid because she can't digest wheat.

Holy hell. Talk about the irrationality of rational actions.

Didn't Jesus himself get involved with a movement to ease the uncompromising strictness of the Saducees?

It's good to know that the representatives of his vicar on Earth haven't been drawn into that same legalistic trap.

Jon, do you have any thoughts on this?

And, if I remember Church doctrine correctly, if this poor girl's first communion has been invalidated, and she can't digest a Trenton Diocese-approved wheat wafer, doesn't that mean that she is guaranteed a trip to Hell?

If she doesn't complete that Sacrament, her soul is in serious danger (according to the Church teachings I remember).

Well, I guess Jesus never said anything about "Blessed are the allergenic," now did he?