Rock-Ribbed, Rock-Hard Conservatives

Again, thanks to the guys at Pandagon for this.

The 2004 GOP convention in NYC is turning into hooker central.

Call girls in New York expect to see a boost in business during the Republican convention, according to the New York Daily News. "Agencies are flying in extra call girls from around the globe to meet the expected demand during the Aug. 30-Sept. 2 gathering at Madison Square Garden."

Says one Madam: "We have girls from London, Seattle, California, all coming in for that week. It's the week everyone wants to work."

Gotta love those family-values-oriented, law-and-order-loving Republicans.

Is Bill Bennett gonna be there?

Does Bishop Don "Magic" Juan wear a green hat?