Stupid NCAA Tournament

Even this puppy is disappointed in my picks.

Thanks, Xavier. Thanks a lot. I had you picked to upset Ohio State. Why, oh why didn't you try some full-court pressure when you had a three-point lead with nine seconds left on the clock?

It's a good thing I don't wager any money on this shit.

I avoid this place for my own good.

Wagering

So, when Saddam Hussein finally shuffles off this mortal coil, how long do you think it'll take for the video to make it to YouTube?

I'm guessing six hours.

The delay is because electricity is so spotty in Iraq.

Estimates? Leave 'em in the comments.