Improve Your Communication Skills

Like this, but funnier.

Courtesy of our favorite cartoonist, the lovely and talented Ms. Hobbes, we bring you the Douche Card.

When subtle hints and spoken reprimands just won't do, consider using the Douche Card.

Hallmark probably doesn't approve, but fuck 'em.

If the Douche Card doesn't work, however, you might consider the Visualize Bat.

Tools you can use.