Make It Stop

Please, please, make it stop.

Dear Jeebus, I don't ask for much, but if it's not too much trouble, could you hurry up with that Apocalypse thing? I don't know if I can take crap like this any longer.

Yeah. Great idea, being "the CEO of your dating life." I'm sure that will lead to nothing but secure, mutually fulfilling relationships because, you know, that's what businesses are set up to do.