Don't Forget to Check under the Couch Cushions!
Oh. So that's where I left my 206 million dollars. How silly of me!
That's right. Mexican authorities seized over $200 million in cash from a home in an "upscale neighborhood" (no shit) in Mexico City.
Meth money. Listen up, dumbass US states--the big crystal meth shipments come from Mexico. Not from Toothless Jim's Toolshed and Lab. So can we please drop the stupid regulations on Sudafed? If it's late and I have a cold, I shouldn't have to drive to a fucking 24-hour pharmacy to get pseudoephedrine so I can goddam breathe again.
In other thoughts, what would it be like to have a king-sized bed made entirely out of cash? It would probably give you back pains in the morning, I think.
I'll have to file that under "problems I wish I had."
Oh. So that's where I left my 206 million dollars. How silly of me!
That's right. Mexican authorities seized over $200 million in cash from a home in an "upscale neighborhood" (no shit) in Mexico City.
Meth money. Listen up, dumbass US states--the big crystal meth shipments come from Mexico. Not from Toothless Jim's Toolshed and Lab. So can we please drop the stupid regulations on Sudafed? If it's late and I have a cold, I shouldn't have to drive to a fucking 24-hour pharmacy to get pseudoephedrine so I can goddam breathe again.
In other thoughts, what would it be like to have a king-sized bed made entirely out of cash? It would probably give you back pains in the morning, I think.
I'll have to file that under "problems I wish I had."
posted by Jude at 4:47 PM
