Dispatches from the Crescent City

Wouldn't it be nice to get some? I mean, wouldn't it be great if one of the contributors to this little popsicle stand lived in New Orleans, and could inform the rest of us about what's happened, what is happening, and what needs to happen there?

Wouldn't that be great?

Ah, if only one of us lived in New Orleans!

Oh, Jon? That's your cue, ya douche.