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Yes, it's getting to be that time of year again. The time of year when my church opens its doors every Sunday and says "Come in, get drunk, and watch giant men try to grind each other into dust for a few hours."

That time is still a couple of months away, but I do like the anticipation. Just because there's no football on, though, doesn't mean there's no news. Check this out: The Denver Broncos might have trouble the first few games. You see, their punter, Todd Sauerbrun, is facing a four-game suspension for testing positive for ephedra.

That's right. The punter. Banned substance.

This must be a sign of the apocalypse.