Thursday, May 25, 2006

Meet the Newest Prison Bitch

Why it's Ken Lay, that pension-stealing cocksucker from Texas! Or "Kennyboy," as Dear Leader Bush, who knew him so well, was fond of calling him.

I wonder if anyone will be accused of engaging in fraud for trading Lay for a carton of smokes.

In addition to Lay, noted sonofabitch Jeffrey Skilling also heard the jury pronounce him guilty.

It's entirely possible that neither one of these no-good bastards will ever see a day inside the joint, but I'm hoping for the best here. So hope with me, peoples.