Oh, the Places I've Been

I'll have more serious stuff soon, everyone. I promise. It will concern all this nuclear bullshit with Iran. Which, if you haven't been keeping up, should scare you forty kinds of stupid.

But, for now, look at this:



Create your own visited states map

Now how is it that I haven't been to Ohio? Everywhere around it? Yes. The state itself? Somehow, no.

And I shouldn't count Alaska, since I was actually just offshore there. But what the hell. I could've swum to shore. If I could swim.