The Irrationality Of Rational Actions, Part MMDCCXI

Thanks to Brenda, who always sends things that make me scratch my head, today we have a woman jailed over marshmallows. Seriously. Man, I'm glad that no marshmallow-related terrorist attacks will occur anytime soon! The DOJ is all over that one.

On a related note, aren't you all proud of me? I managed an entire post about something DOJ-related without calling John Ashcroft a Choad.

Oops.