Bom ba ba bom ba bom ba bom bom ba ba bom ba ba bom ba ba dang a dang dang ba ba ding a dong ding

King Moon.

(I thought about "Moonie River," or "Moon Over Washington," but neither of them accurately conveyed silliness like the Marcels' cover of Rodgers' & Hart's "Blue Moon.")

"We all think he's losing his mind. He's getting crazier every day," said Steven Hassan, a former official in the American branch of Moon's Unification Church who is now an anti-cult consultant.

Ya think?