Back To School

Here's an eight-week course that should be mandatory at all state and private institutions.

While you're at Tomato Nation, check out drunk bingo. My favorite: "The slinky tattoo-sleeved Pratt Institute refugee with purple half-moons of hair dye under her fingernails who is genuinely too tragic to live, and for that reason had her name legally changed to Emily The Strange last year (also accepted in this category: any bartender with Edward Gorey tattoos)."

Yeah, I've met a few Pratt refugees who fit that bill.