The Amazing Wolfowitz

Sing along with Paul Wolfowitz (R-Prince of Darkness)!

You say "quagmire,"
I say "open ended commitment of troops with no clear exit strategy;"
You say "torture,"
I say "abuse that isn't a big concern for Iraqis."
Quagmire, open ended commitment of troops,
Torture, irrelevant abuse,
Let's call the whole thing off--and please don't send my ass to the Hague."

Thank you, folks. You're a great audience. I'll be here all week! Come back for the eleven o'clock show, and don't forget to tip your servers!

In other Wolfowitz-related news, up is down, 2 + 2 = 5, and ignorance is strength.