Memo to Conservatives

Vote Democratic if you're really conservative. This is something I've been saying for a while. Defending the status quo is conservative; the status quo includes Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, unemployment insurance, labor laws, OSHA, separation of church and state, free speech, honesty, accountability, right to trial by jury, due process, habeas corpus, and, oh, a little thing about not starting wars just for the hell of it.

So, please, be conservative in November. Stop the radical changes that the radical Bush Administration has wrought. "Conservative" is the last thing those people are.