And They Call It Puppy Love

You wish the story was cute like this.

Get a room, you two. Yuck. I can't bring out excerpts that do it justice, so please go read it. I would advise you to be near a bathroom, garbage can, or airsickness bag.

The last thing I need to see in the New York Times is a running love letter to Rudolph "Benito" Giuliani.

Now I'm gonna go shower in bleach to get the ewwwww off.