Shocking News

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you!

Business students are cheats.

Graduate business students in the United States and Canada are more likely to cheat on their work than their counterparts in other academic fields, the author of a research paper said on Wednesday.

The study of 5,300 graduate students in the United States and Canada found that 56 percent of graduate business students admitted to cheating in the past year, with many saying they cheated because they believed it was an accepted practice in business.

Who knew? Who could possibly have seen such an outcome on the horizon? Who, I ask, who?

I suppose next we'll find out that law students have a poor grasp of morality.

Sorry, Jon. That was a really cheap shot, I know.