The Jokes Write Themselves

Well-known gasbag Rush Limbaugh, who cut a sweet deal to avoid jail over his addiction to Oxycontin, was recently nabbed for illegally having prescription pills again.

This time it was the Pfizer riser, the little blue pill, the hard-on in a bottle. Viagra.

I was gonna make a joke about another famous blimp crashing into a tower, but that seemed to easy.