More Crazy Shit from Florida

Sorry, everyone. I'm drawn to these stories like a moth to a flame.

In the same county where we encountered the hammer incident, we have another violent murder over a minor aggravation. This guy is accused of killing his neighbor over her slamming of doors.

Seriously.

I mean, damn. Is there something in the water there?

I'm passing up on talking about the insane port security deal for the time being. I can't believe, among other things, how politically deaf Bush is being on this thing.

Also, I'd like to remind everyone that the Vice President of the United States of America, Dick Cheney (R-Lupara), recently blasted a 78-year-old man in the face with a shotgun.