For some reason whenever i read this i imagine Bogart saying it...

THE FORMER PRESIDENT: Good afternoon. What a pleasure it is to be here among so many familiar faces at the American Strip-Miner and Clear-Cutter Coalition. Thank you for the surf-n-turf and bottomless Johnny Walker glasses. I see that Bar is signaling that her well is dry again. My advice is to hop on that boys if you don't want to leave with cauliflower ears.